Category Archive: The AbsentCommentator

The AbsentCommentator gives a dry, sarcastic look at various media formats that the rest of the world wants us all to forget.

The AbsentCommentator: Working Girl

I have a bod for business and a mind for sin!

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Special Announcement: Roby Johnson marries David McAvoy!

Roby Johnson, the producer behind the web series The Absent Commentator, married his long time partner David McAvoy on October 23, 2015! Congratulations! We’re all so very happy for you both!

The AbsentCommentator: Top 10 Gayest Elements of The Legend of Zelda Series

Two, Four, Six, Eight! How do you know Link is Straight?

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The AbsentCommentator: Return to Oz

Oh Disney . . . Why must you scare us so?

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The AbsentCommentator: Fried Green Tomatos

Who’s in the mood for some human barbecue? They taste of chicken.

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The AbsentCommentator: Center Stage Commentary

Just dance the commentary out of it!

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The AbsentCommentator: Center Stage

This film has great dancing and amazing choreography, but as movie . . . it kinda sucks.

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The AbsentCommentator: Saved by the Bell Part 3 Commentary

Is this commentary feminine enough?

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The AbsentCommentator: Saved by the Bell Part 3

Friends forever . . . except for Jessie.

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The AbsentCommentator: Saved by the Bell Part 2 Commentary

She’s where the commentary can’t hurt her now.

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